Anonymous asked:
you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?
wizardpotions answered:
I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying
STUDIO GHIBLI + YUMMY !
spirited away (2001), kiki’s delivery service (1989), from up on poppyhill (2011), howl’s moving castle (2004), when marnie was there (2014), castle in the sky (1986), ponyo (2008)Very controlled, put-together, cold characters losing it™️ is one of thee sexiest things in fiction
It doesn’t even have to be angry!
Like, stoic characters finally feeling comfortable enough to cry, whether it be stifled sobs or labored wails of grief? Immaculate.
Serious characters falling apart because a pun caught them off guard? Stunning.
Strong characters falling onto a couch/bed and immediately falling asleep because they just can’t keep their eyes open a moment longer? Beautiful.
Icy characters being caught with a passion of theres, like a specific show or interest, and then launching into an excited, almost kid-like rant once given the opportunity like it was the first time anyone has shown any interest in their pastimes while a person attentively listens? And then they are like, “Oh, sorry, I...I tend to ramble. Forgive me.” And the other person just has stars in their eyes? Spectacular.
I love this post, but I raise you:
Emotionally constipated characters feeling any emotion is one of the sexiest things in fiction.
idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
Alternative idea: it's not killing the mood at all
You’re right and I’m a fool
The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.
—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool
Swiss Army Hairclip
Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?
FINALLY!!!
Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.
this is some Kingsman shit right here
Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.
I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip.
This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.
Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious
@aerois yo I love totally spies, that shit was the bomb. And you’re right this is totally something they would have
Hairclips that function like this terrified me as a child! Now I feel validated in that!
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strawbebbynya
This is my cat, B-Man! He has mild cerebellar hypoplasia which effects his balance and coordination. But look how well he’s walking now that he’s grown up!
If you remember my beloved tripod kitty, Goop, he sadly passed away from cancer a little over a year ago. And a day before his birthday would’ve been, a starving pregnant stray showed up at my doorstep, so I kept her and her kitten! It’s actually a very wild story with crime, passion, opossums, and arson.
